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Kitty Gifs

Everybody knows that the internet was made for cats. Well, not literally FOR cats, in that they don’t often get their paws on a computer or mobile device, but rather Al Gore invented the interwebs to celebrate pictures and videos of our feline companions.  Here is the proof-full pudding:

Enjoy your life.

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Breakfast Blues

BREAKFAST BLUES

You give me hard eggs in the morning. Cheese omelet you go.
You give me such hard eggs in the morning. Cheese omelet you go.
You hot butter grit your teeth and bare it. I donut love you anymore.
(Get that glazed look off’a your face).

Ham bacon you to leave me. I never sausage misery.
Ham bacon you to leave me. I never sausage misery.
You treated me so ungrapefruitly. You gave me raisin to be free.
(Orange juice ashamed of yourself?)

What do you eggs benedict me to do girl? I got muffin left to say
(You butter come up with somethin’.)
What do you eggs benedict me to do girl? I got muffin left to say.
You left such a waffle toast in my mouth. You biscuit out of town today.
(Ain’t gonna leave the home fries burning for ya.)

[Repeat the first verse changing the last line:]
“Ain’t gonna quiche you anymore”

[As sung by Trout Fishing in America.]

Good Ole Puns

Ever wonder if people took words like “lovable” or “huggable” literally?
Well I DID! seeeeee:
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